oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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