Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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