is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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