yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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