I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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