is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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