I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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