part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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