Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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