Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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