When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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