Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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