First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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