do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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