Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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