Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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