Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We need a shit load of segways right now
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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