But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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