State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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