thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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