Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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