I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
