Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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