This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize
