So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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