Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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