I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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