on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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