Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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