She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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