i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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