Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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