I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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