Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Terrible idea I love it
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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