i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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