I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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