so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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