when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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