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After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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