is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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