I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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