My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
