ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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