escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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