Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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