Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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