I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i came on her dog
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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