I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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