dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
