Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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