No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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