I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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