guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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