I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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